YOU KNOW YOU'RE A HARD CORE PILOTWHEN...

* The first question you ask on a date is "Do you drive?" followed by "ever been flying?"
* People show you pictures of their holidays and you comment on the "nice clouds".
* You drive around with your glider on your car...'just in case it gets good'.
* You manage to steer the conversation to hangliding at any party.
* You worry that you might prefer hang-gliding over sex.
* You've STOPPED worrying that you prefer hang-gliding to sex. You KNOW it.
* You do a double take every time a car with a ladder on it passes by.
* You watch an hour long boring programme for a 10sec shot of a hanglider on it.
* You refer to a birds landing as "a nice flare".
* You have a dog called 'Rotor'.
* Your budgies name is "cunim" and the cats called "sink".
* You still buy old spice because of 'that' TV commercial.
* You start pushing out when your alarm beeps.
* Sex is something you only do when its....'not on'.
* You only visit friends who live near flying sites.
* Your ONLY friends are those that live near flying sites.
* The only friends you have left are other flying pilots.
* One day your wife says "Its me or that glider!" and today you pay alimony.

Q:  What is the difference between GOD and a PILOT

A:  GOD dosen't think he's a PILOT

Copyright 98 Shane Burrows

Last modification October 10th 1998